Winston: Ray? If anyone asks you if you're a God, YOU SAY YES!!

Peter Venkman: Get her?! That was the plan? Get her?!

Peter Venkman: Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Dana: You don't act like a scientist.

Peter Venkman: Most of them are pretty stiff.

Dana: You're more like a game show host.

Ray Stantz: Where do these stairs go?

Peter Venkman: They go up.

Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "yes!"

Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

Pete: Go get 'er Ray!

[Ray hesitates.]

Ray: Gozer, the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I hereby order to return forthwith to your place of orgin or to the nearest parallel dimension.

Pete: That oughtta do it, thanks very much Ray!