Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What're you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
John McClane: Mia? Oh yeah, skinny little Asian chick? Like's to kick people? Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.
Thomas Gabriel: [Probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun.] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane: How about... [grunts.] Yippee-ki-yay... Motherfucker! [Grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel.].
Thomas Gabriel: McClane? I thought I killed you already.
John McClane: I get that sometimes.
Matt Farrell: Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah, I saw it. I did it.
John McClane: You're gonna tell me what I wanna know, or I'm gonna beat you to death in your own house.
John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pine cone shoved in my ass.
Chosen answer: In 2005, Hurricane Katrina ravaged the city of New Orleans, with many of the residents temporarily housed in the Superdome. FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) was highly criticized for their response (or lack of), including how long it took to supply the Superdome with adequate water and food. Matt's pointing out to John how the government isn't nearly as capable of responding to disaster as people think.
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