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The Last Boy Scout (1991) - 4 quotes
starring Bruce Willis, Danielle Harris, Halle Berry (add more)
Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.
Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.
Mike Matthews: How long have we been friends?
Joe Hallenbeck: I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife.
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