Julie: Well here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.
James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
James Ubriacco: Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss.
Mollie Ubriacco: Don't say piss.
James Ubriacco: Okay, when you wanna take a whiz.
Mollie Ubriacco: Ugh.
James Ubriacco: What?"See a man about a horse"?"Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
Mollie Ubriacco: Pee-pee.
James Ubriacco: Pee-pee is such a wimp word.
Mollie Ubriacco: Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.
James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls.
Mollie Ubriacco: But Daddy is a big.
Mikey: Penis.
Mollie Ubriacco: See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.
James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls.
