Bear: Just for the record, this is a very bad idea.

Harry Stamper: You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?

Harry Stamper: [Refering to asteroid right before he blows the nuke] Complain all you want, you son of a bitch.

General Kimsey: We spend $250 billion a year on defence, and here we are! The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!

Harry Stamper: The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?

Rockhound: Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!