The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory (2007)

9 quotes from show generally

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Sheldon: You participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow effects your personality.

Sheldon: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I'm most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm gonna make it look.

Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.

Leonard: You know all those terrible things bullies used to do to us? I get it.

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Howard: Did you hear about the accident in the radiation lab?
Leonard: No, what happened?
Howard: They were injecting rats with radioactive isotopes and one of the techs got bit.
Raj: Did he get superpowers?
Howard: No, he got four stitches and a shot.
Raj: Oh. That's disappointing.

Penny: Can you help me? I was writing an email and the A key got stuck. Now it's just going "Aaaaaaa."

Sheldon: Coffee is out of the question. When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

Sheldon: Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

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