Best TV quotes of 2007

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The Extract Obliteration - S6-E6

Stephen Hawking: Do you like brain teasers?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I love brain teasers.
Stephen Hawking: What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck. Neener, neener.

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Jeff Bingham: Don't play dumb with me. It's a game you can't win.

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Queen Katherine: He will tire of you, like all the others.
Anne Boleyn: And what if he does not?

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Cole Barker: I have to say, Chuck, you are truly the most... special agent I've ever worked with.
John Casey: Heh. Special.

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Murray: Stuff you, Jemaine! And stuff you, Brett! And stuff you again, Jemaine.
Jemaine: Why do I get double-stuffed?

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Hank Moody: Despite the fact that I'm a swirling black hole, I'm pretty fucking awesome sometimes.

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Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.

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Thug: So... I'm... I think I want it in missionary? I think? Well.
Belle: Are you nervous?
Thug: Yeah.
Belle: Don't be. Spit it out your desires. Be free. I'm all yours tonight. Do me what you want.
Thug: Allright. I want to fuck you with my cock until you cum. I wanna put a dynamite to your pussy and make you explode with orgasm! I wanna fuck you from behind and eat your shit! I want you to suck my coc.
Belle: OK! I got it! Well... How about we start from the fucking me from behind?

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Henry Foss: All access pass to Spookville. Comes with a free lunch and a decoder ring.

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Dr. Naomi Bennett: I wish I was a little bit more like you.
Dr. Addison Montgomery: What an adulterous bitch who forgot to have kids?

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Victor Baxter: Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious?
Sophie: How about something greasy and salty?
Victor Baxter: Green and leafy?
Sophie: Brown and crispy?
Victor Baxter: How about something.
Sophie: Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.

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Chris Miles: Last night man, cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choir girls, colourful costumes, fellatio... rabbits.

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