Best TV quotes of 2007

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The Extract Obliteration - S6-E6

Stephen Hawking: Do you like brain teasers?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I love brain teasers.
Stephen Hawking: What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck. Neener, neener.

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Freddy Got Fingered - S11-E35

Nostalgia Critic: All right, look lady, I know you're a crazy, horny, obsessive, emotionally denying, masochistic nymphomaniac, but you can still do better than Tom Green!

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Jeff Bingham: Don't play dumb with me. It's a game you can't win.

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John Bacchus: You're under arrest.
George Gently: He's under arrest, when I say he is.

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Grubble Gum/The Cinnamini Monster - S1-E3

Mung: We need more spice!
Truffles: Well, I'm glad one of us finally acknowledged it.

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Victor Baxter: Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious?
Sophie: How about something greasy and salty?
Victor Baxter: Green and leafy?
Sophie: Brown and crispy?
Victor Baxter: How about something.
Sophie: Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.

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Narrator: The Pie Maker had grown accustomed to the feeling his heart made when it looked out his eyes and saw her sleeping in the next bed.

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Chuck Bartowski: Look, what if I surrender and you run. I mean I'm going into a cell anyway. What's the difference?
Sarah Walker: Torture.
Chuck Bartowski: Okay, no surrender.

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Jemaine: There is only one kind of dance: the Robot.
Bret: And the Robo Boogie.
Jemaine: Oh, yes. Two kinds of dances.

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Chris Miles: Last night man, cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choir girls, colourful costumes, fellatio... rabbits.

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Queen Katherine: He will tire of you, like all the others.
Anne Boleyn: And what if he does not?

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Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.

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Thug: So... I'm... I think I want it in missionary? I think? Well.
Belle: Are you nervous?
Thug: Yeah.
Belle: Don't be. Spit it out your desires. Be free. I'm all yours tonight. Do me what you want.
Thug: Allright. I want to fuck you with my cock until you cum. I wanna put a dynamite to your pussy and make you explode with orgasm! I wanna fuck you from behind and eat your shit! I want you to suck my coc.
Belle: OK! I got it! Well... How about we start from the fucking me from behind?

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Henry Foss: All access pass to Spookville. Comes with a free lunch and a decoder ring.

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Dr. Naomi Bennett: I wish I was a little bit more like you.
Dr. Addison Montgomery: What an adulterous bitch who forgot to have kids?

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Michael Westen: You say tomato, I say pimp.

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Pete Campbell: A thing like that.

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