Nostalgia Critic: All right, look lady, I know you're a crazy, horny, obsessive, emotionally denying, masochistic nymphomaniac, but you can still do better than Tom Green!
Nostalgia Critic: A Bat... Credit Card?.. They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the balls... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? nooo! nooo! Does not compute! Does not compute. (00:08:25)
That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32
Nostalgic Critic: How am I supposed to focus on the watch when the top of the Technodrome is emerging from her thumb!? (00:12:40)
That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32
Nostalgia Critic: Hey Snob, how do you pretend two actors have chemistry while also making up for scenes that you ran out of money to shoot?
Cinema Snob: ADR them in a long shot of a car driving?
Nostalgia Critic: Ding ding ding!
Loyd: That ADR is preposterous. You didn't even see their lips move!
Chaplin: Yeah! It's almost as bad as the ones for Garfield.
Loyd: Garfield's lips aren't supposed to move, you meat head!
Chaplin: Oh! That's why he confused me in Amazing Spider-Man.
Loyd: Useless! (00:15:00)
Malcolm: I'm levels of uncomfortable I didn't know existed. (00:06:40)
Nostalgia Critic: So, with my giddiness ready to burst...
[Nostalgia Critic's giddiness bursts splattering blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera: Can't you write one year where we're not covered in blood!?
Nostalgia Critic: If I did I know I'd be doing something wrong. This is Sleepwalkers!
[Giddiness rises again and bursts more blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera:... Is it Christmas yet?
Malcolm: Why? He's just going to cover us in more blood. (00:02:35)
Nostalgia Critic: Hey, how about that? People may die, but stupidity is forever. (00:24:55)
Nostalgia Critic: Out for vengeance and, incredibly awkward and hyped up on coke! Now you'll blend in as someone from Hollywood. (00:09:35)
Fantastic 4 Rise of Silver Surfer - S11-E37
[Johnny turns into The Thing.]
Nostalgia Critic:... You look like one of the Smosh guys in a gritty reboot of The Tigger Movie. (00:14:10)
Nostalgia Critic: Hellooooo, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.
Spider-Man - S13-E9
Nostalgia Critic: Meanwhile a nearby base is testing their vibrator grasshopper when Norman crashes the party. (00:16:55)
Cinema Snob: The Amazons guard a powerful device called the Mother Box.
Nostalgia Critic: Mother Box?
Cinema Snob: Yeah, she married the Game Cube and gave birth to the Game Boy.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh. (00:11:14)
Nostalgia Critic: What is this, some sort of LSD land?
Alice: You're not too far off, actually... It's Burton Land.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh Christ! (00:01:25)
Nostalgia Critic: Pfft! I wanna bundle you up in a toy and call you My Little Hitler. (00:15:40)
