MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost - S1-E11
Squidward: Spongebob, are you trying to drive me to the nut house?
Spongebob: No. Just into this hole.
MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost - S1-E11
SpongeBob: I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward, he's... He's pushing up daisies.
Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.





Answer: Because it's a Spongebob cartoon. Nothing makes logical sense.
Brian Katcher