Family Guy

Family Guy (1999)

Episode list - season 5

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All season 5 mistakesMistakes
1Stewie Loves Lois7
2Mother Tucker2
3Hell Comes to Quahog8
4Saving Private Brian9
5Whistle While Your Wife Works2
6Prick Up Your Ears1
7Chick Cancer2
8Barely Legal7
9Road to Rupert4
10Peter's Two Dads5
11The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou5
12Airport '079
13Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey0
14No Meals On Wheels5
15Boys Do Cry6
16No Chris Left Behind5
17It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One0
18Meet The Quagmires4
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Barely Legal - S5-E8

Connie: You know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed. So, you're going to have to leave. But Brian can stay.
Brian Griffin: You know, Connie, I think I have this theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg Griffin: Brian, let's just go.
Brian Griffin: No, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on a minute, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve. But now you can't stand to look in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age nineteen, you're gonna be a worn out chalky skinned burlap sack that even your own stepdad won't want. How is that? Am I in the ballpark?
[Connie runs off crying].

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Trivia: A Quahog is another name for a clam, thus all the jokes and places in town (like the drunken clam bar) the show makes reference about.

Tobin OReilly

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Business Guy - S8-E9

Question: In the episode, Peter threatens to fire Lois, and she responds with "you wouldn't" and Peter then replies with "Oh really, does the name Lacey Chabert mean anything to you?" which in turn makes Lois go wide eyed and reply with "OK, I'll behave" and Peter then goes on to add "Yes you will" Can anyone explain this joke if it is a joke to comprehend?

Answer: Lacey Chabert was the actress who originally voiced Meg in early episodes. She left of her own accord due to being in school and other acting work; Seth MacFarlane has stated there was no tension with her leaving, but it makes for a handy joke for the show.

Jon Sandys

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