Quotes from Heather Graham movies and TV shows

Austin Powers: Oh behave!
Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it!

Austin Powers: Those are skin tight - how do you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

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Robert K. Bowfinger: We are finished! We are over.
Daisy: How come?
Robert K. Bowfinger: You had sex with Jiff.
Daisy: So?
Robert K. Bowfinger: I never thought of it that way.
Daisy: I'll see you tonight?
Robert K. Bowfinger: What time?

Daisy: I know what's going on. I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio.

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Bob: Hats. Okay? Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Diane: That makes two of us.
Nadine: Why a hat?
Bob: Because that's just the way it is, sweetie.

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Sharonna: My pussy is the gateway to my soul.

Sharonna: I'm engaged to a nice, normal guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, normal guy in New York?

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