Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Ivana Humpalot: My name is Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Ivana Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: And I want a toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now, is it?

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Ivana Humpalot: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin Powers: Oh ho ho! I can guess, baby.
Ivana Humpalot: We play chess.
Austin Powers: I guessed wrong.

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Austin Powers: Oh behave!
Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it!

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Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

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Dr. Evil [Deep Voice.]: Austin, I am your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.

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Austin: Crikey! This coffee smells like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh well then it's not just me.
[Drinks coffee.]
Austin: It's a bit nutty.

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Austin Powers: Those are skin tight - how do you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

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