Quotes from James Garner movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Latigo: Like I said: a man should spread happiness as he walks through life.
Jug: I think we've been spreadin' it a little thick.

Latigo: Well, there's one thing that don't change about women. That's the fact that... they're changeable.
Doc Schultz: Where'd you learn so much about women?
Latigo: I worked at it.

Latigo: This your office?
Doc Schultz: I doctor pack mules, too. If you got a pain in the ass, you come see Doc Schultz.

Latigo: Patience, there are some things a man just can't ride around... but then again, maybe he can.

Jug: You hit that fellow from behind?
Latigo: Just as hard as I could.

More Support Your Local Gunfighter quotes

Zack: I do believe I got you covered.

Zack: Sergeant?
Mess Sergeant: Yeah?
Zack: That's the best fuckin' apple cobbler I ever tasted.

More Tank quotes

Abel Marsh: It's true what they say about Dobermans. I guess that's why they say it.

Kate Bingham: Can you imagine coming home, and your wife says she's leaving you for someone else, and you say, "Who, Phil?" and she says, "No. Phyllis."
Abel Marsh: Well, that's the ultimate put-down... to those of us who are normal heterosexuals.

More They Only Kill Their Masters quotes

Lt. J.g. Kenneth M. Braden: How come they call you Weary?
Weary: That's my name.
Lt. J.g. Kenneth M. Braden: Nickname?
Weary: No, sir, my real name. I'm the youngest of 13 children. I guess when I was born, my mother couldn't think of another name.

Commander Paul Stevenson: Oh, uh, one more thing, Mr. Braden, you don't get captured.
Lt. J.g. Kenneth M. Braden: Mm-hmm. I wouldn't think of it, sir.

More Up Periscope quotes

Victoria: Well it's probably for the best.
King Marchand: That's as bad as "love is a two-way street."
Victoria: What it lacks in originality it makes up for in prophecy.

King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
Victoria: And prove that you're a man?
King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.

More Victor/Victoria quotes

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