Victor/Victoria (1982)

'Squash' Bernstein: Apparently the mob doesn't find homosexuality to be an acceptable lifestyle.
Toddy: Kill him, but mustn't kiss him.

Victoria: Well it's probably for the best.
King Marchand: That's as bad as "love is a two-way street."
Victoria: What it lacks in originality it makes up for in prophecy.

Victoria: How long have you been a homosexual?
Toddy: How long have you been a soprano?
Victoria: Since I was 12.
Toddy: I was a late bloomer.

Victoria: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I don't know if I'm even gonna be able to sleep, I'm so tired.
Toddy: I'll get you a cognac.
Victoria: That'll help me sleep?
Toddy: No, but it makes staying awake a hell of a lot more fun.

Toddy: Au revoir.
Norma: Me too.

Victoria: Let me ask you a question.
Toddy: You want to know if I'm a homosexual.
Victoria: No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac.

King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
Victoria: And prove that you're a man?
King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.

Labisse: If you ever come back, I will have you thrown out.
Toddy: Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of a place like this is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.

Victoria: Could I see the wine list?
Waiter: We have a white 1934, we have a red 1934. Last week we had some Rosee, but we're using it in the salad.

Toddy: Are you impugning this lady's integrity?
Waiter: She's impugning my salad.

Toddy: You were going to trade your virtue for a meatball.
Victoria: Well, I was out of my mind with hunger at the time, and at least it was something for something.

Norma: You two-timing son of a bitch! He's a woman.

Norma: I just love Frenchmen.
Toddy: Oh, so do I.

Toddy: You're all wonderful! And I never want to see any of you again.

Victoria: All I want is a nice hot bath.
Toddy: Oh, I had one once. You'll love it.