Support Your Local Gunfighter
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Doc Schultz: Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know something? If you wasn't such a terrible shot, there wouldn't be a young man alive in all of Purgatory. I heard you shot at Elmer Price in the lobby of the hotel yesterday evening.
Patience: Well, he asked me to marry him.
Doc Schultz: You think that's reason enough to shoot at a man?

Latigo: This your office?
Doc Schultz: I doctor pack mules, too. If you got a pain in the ass, you come see Doc Schultz.

Latigo: Patience, there are some things a man just can't ride around... but then again, maybe he can.

Patience: Now I have sworn me a vow that I am going back east to Miss Hunter's College on the Hudson River New York for young ladies of good family and ain't nothing gonna stop me.

Taylor Barton: If I'd know you were going to send this pipsqueak against a man like Swifty Morgan.
Colorado: Now look, Mr. Barton, I can't help it.
Taylor Barton: Don't take offense, lad. But after all, you've never killed anybody outside of this county. You're just local stuff.

Doc Schultz: I always did say that whorehouse was a gold mine.

Jug: You hit that fellow from behind?
Latigo: Just as hard as I could.

Latigo: I don't like anything west of Riverside Drive.
Patience: Where's that?
Latigo: New York City.
Patience: On the Hudson River?
Latigo: Yeah, born and raised there.
Patience: Tell me about it.
Latigo: Tell you what about it?
Patience: ALL.
Latigo: Well let's see, they, they don't carry guns. And they got a cop on every street corner to keep people from shootin' one another.

Latigo: Like I said: a man should spread happiness as he walks through life.
Jug: I think we've been spreadin' it a little thick.

'Swifty' Morgan: You can't gunfight a man sitting on your ass.

Latigo: Well, there's one thing that don't change about women. That's the fact that... they're changeable.
Doc Schultz: Where'd you learn so much about women?
Latigo: I worked at it.

Revealing mistake: When Suzanne Pleshette is trying on her dress in Miss Abigail's room, she is wearing a wedding ring. Her character is not married, and the ring is not seen in the movie again. (00:37:00)

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