Willy Wonka: Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Martha McCandles: This is going to be a very harsh and unpleasant business, and will take an equally harsh and unpleasant person to see to it.
David Mann: I'd like to report a truck driver who's been endangering my life.
Super Soul: This radio station was named Kowalski, in honour of the last American hero to whom speed means freedom of the soul. The question is not when's he gonna stop, but who is gonna stop him.
Oscy: Not even the best of friends go halfsies on a rubber.
John Shaft: Up yours, baby.
Evelyn: God, you're dumb.
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking."Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Fielding Mellish: Blood! That should be on the inside.
Captain Mainwaring: I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force. I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way."
Tailor: May I measure your inside leg, sir?
Cornelius: No.
Billy Jack: How old are you?
Girl in bed: Thirteen.
Billy Jack: Get out.