Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent.
Willy Wonka: No, no, don't speak. For some moments in life there are no words.
Willy Wonka: Finito!
Veruca Salt: That's all?
Willy Wonka: That's all? Don't you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum.
Willy Wonka: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world!
Violet Beauregarde: What's so fab about it?
Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Mr. Salt: Bull.
Willy Wonka: No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.
[Augustus has fallen into the chocolate river.]
Mrs. Gloop: Do something!
Willy Wonka: Help. Police. Murder.
Willy Wonka: I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits. Well, we still have each other. Shall we press on?
Mrs. Teevee: I assume there's an accident indemnity clause.
Willy Wonka: Never between friends.
Mike Teevee: Wait till I get a real one. Colt 45. Pop won't let me have one yet, will ya, Pop?
Mr. Teevee: Not till you're 12, son.
Augustus Gloop: Let me in, I'm starving!
Willy Wonka: Now, don't get excited. Don't lose your head, Augustus. We don't want anybody to lose that.
Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.
Sam Beauregarde: I'm getting even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do! I've got a blueberry for a daughter.