The Physics of Being Dick - S3-E21
Harry: Dick, you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons." (00:11:39)
Phaneron
12th Feb 2023
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
12th Feb 2023
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
12th Mar 2021
Iron Man (1994)
Iron Man, on the Inside - S2-E6
H.O.M.E.R.: My name is Tina. I'm a ballerina. (00:12:32)
12th Mar 2021
Iron Man (1994)
26th Jan 2021
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
Proud Dick - S2-E13
Dick: Welcome to Rusty's. How may I serve you?
Customer: Um, how do you make your burgers?
Dick: Excellent question. First, a clamp comes down onto the cow's head, forcing it onto a conveyor belt, where a prod is inserted into the cow's rectum, electrocuting it.
Customer: Give me two.
Dick: Thank you, and remember, at Rusty's, E. Coli is not on the menu.
Dougie: Stop saying that! (00:10:57)
26th Jan 2021
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
15th Dec 2020
X-Men (1992)
Storm: No, Gambit. We cannot endanger human life.
Gambit: Maybe you can't. (00:20:09)
28th Nov 2020
X-Men (1992)
24th Nov 2020
X-Men (1992)
Night of the Sentinels: Part 1 - S1-E1
Rogue: You look nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. (00:20:28)
24th Nov 2020
X-Men (1992)
Night of the Sentinels: Part 1 - S1-E1
Rogue: You know, I remember when I was 13, I had me a boyfriend, until I kissed him. Poor boy was in a coma for three days. That was when I first realised if I touched anybody, I absorbed their strength right into me. Some power, huh? That's when the boys quit callin'.
Beast: Consider yourself fortunate. I had dandruff.
Morph: Hey, whenever I got into trouble at school, I used to turn myself into the principal. (00:17:16)
24th Nov 2020
X-Men (1992)
24th Nov 2020
X-Men (1992)
24th Nov 2020
X-Men (1992)
Magneto: I wonder how you'll look, Charles, after so long. Perhaps a toupee? (00:07:53)
24th Nov 2020
Iron Man (1994)
Tony Stark: Crosscheck their profiles for any common factors.
H.O.M.E.R.: Yes, Mr. Tony.
Tony Stark: "Tony." It's just "Tony."
H.O.M.E.R.: Of course, Mr. Just Tony.
24th Nov 2020
Iron Man (1994)
H.O.M.E.R.: I have completed your diagnostic, Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: "Tony." Let's try using "Tony."
H.O.M.E.R.: I have completed your diagnostic, Mr. Tony. (00:03:29)
9th Nov 2020
Iron Man (1994)
The Wedding of Iron Man - S1-E13
James Rhodes: Until we find Mandarin's bug, our house is made of glass, and we're running around without any pants. (00:05:42)
5th Nov 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
Barney: And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston.
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder.
Barney: Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!
Barney: OK, you asked for it, Boggs! [Punches him out.]
Moe: Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Pitt the Elder.
Barney: Lord Palmerston! [Punches Moe out.]
5th Nov 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
Principal Skinner: Bart, now that you've graduated, I can finally say this: you really press my cider! [Crowd gasps in disbelief.]
5th Nov 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
Agnes Skinner: Start over. I want everything in one bag.
Squeaky-voiced Teen: Yes ma'am.
Agnes Skinner: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Squeaky-voiced Teen: I don't think that's possible.
Agnes Skinner: What are you, the possible police? Just do it.
5th Nov 2020
Fantastic Four: The Animated Series (1994)
The Silver Surfer & the Coming of Galactus: Part 1 - S1-E5
Mr. Fantastic: Galactus must have seen us. Why didn't he say anything?
Uatu: Do you greet the cockroaches on your kitchen floor?