Father Dermot Byrne: You don't come to Lourdes for a miracle... You come for the strength to go on when there is no miracle.
George Foreman: Anger was my answer to everything. I couldn't stop myself from fighting. It was the only thing I did well.
Johnny: I've been thinking, I can run this club forever. I've built this from nothing. This is our family. You and me kid.
Mason Pettits: I'd be so bad at being a dictator.
Rudolf Höss, Hedwig Höss: The life we enjoy is very much worth the sacrifice.
Ed: That signals the end of our game. Well, Cheryl, it's time to make a decision!
Ambrosius Goldenloin: I tried to stop him, bro.
Sir Thoddeus Sureblade: Really? Like this? Oh hi Ballister. Come right in. And of course you can bring your whale, ostrich, and big fat unicorn.
Ambrosius Goldenloin: Fat unicorn?
Sir Thoddeus Sureblade: Yeah, you saw it. The thing with the horn that broke everything.
Ambrosius Goldenloin: You mean rhinoceros?
Sir Thoddeus Sureblade: If I meant rhinoperos, I would have said rhinoperos.
Uncle Rudy Reyes: You are the Blue Beetle. You are a superhero, cabron!
Edgin: Were you killed in battle?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: Great! [To Simon] Four more questions, right?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: No, no, no, that wasn't for you. [To Simon] Did that count as a question?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: Dammit! Only answer when I talk to you, okay?
Corpse: Yes.
Simon: Why did you say "okay?" at the end of that?
Corpse: I didn't. [Collapses back into coffin.]
Edgin: Fantastic. Where's the shovel?
Peter: You got a dusty beaver here, ranger.
Ranger Liz: Yeah, well, I'm workin' on that.
Peter Pan: For to die, would be an awfully big adventure.
Bruce Wayne: Tell me something. You can go anywhere you want, right? Any timeline, any universe. Why do you want to stay and fight for this one?
Barry Allen: Because this is the one where my mom lives.
Sonny Vaccaro: A shoe is just a shoe until someone steps into it.
Sabrina: I did that so you wouldn't run away. It's like Triage, this.
Dante: Hey dorks, what are we blowing up?
Dante: What? The Vatican? Wow. Bet you guys are going to hell.
Optimus Primal: Rhinox, Cheetor, maximize!
Dr. Mackles: The more intense the scream, the more powerful the Muti.
Tim Ballard: Do you know there are 22 million new images of child porn on the internet? That's up 5,000% from just 5 years ago. 5000%.