Ambrosius Goldenloin: I tried to stop him, bro.
Sir Thoddeus Sureblade: Really? Like this? Oh hi Ballister. Come right in. And of course you can bring your whale, ostrich, and big fat unicorn.
Ambrosius Goldenloin: Fat unicorn?
Sir Thoddeus Sureblade: Yeah, you saw it. The thing with the horn that broke everything.
Ambrosius Goldenloin: You mean rhinoceros?
Sir Thoddeus Sureblade: If I meant rhinoperos, I would have said rhinoperos.
Nimona: Evil Larry. That's a great villain name. You should totally change your name.
Ballister Boldheart: Never going to happen.
Nimona: Whatever, Larry.
Ballister Boldheart: Did I ever mean anything to you? Or was it all just a lie?
Ambrosius Goldenloin: A lie? Says the guy running around with a monster!
Ballister Boldheart: Don't call her that! She's smart, kind, and quite sophisticated.
Nimona: That guy just peed his armor! He peed his armor!
Ballister Boldheart: What if you held it in? If you didn't shape-shift?
Nimona: I'd die.
Ballister Boldheart: Good Gloreth, that's horrible!
Nimona: Don't be so gullible. I wouldn't die die. I just sure wouldn't be living.
Ballister Boldheart: He didn't chop off my arm, he disarmed a weapon!
Nimona: Wooow. They brainwashed you good.
Ballister Boldheart: I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I see you, Nimona, and you're not alone.
Nimona: We are villains. Embrace it.
Ballister Boldheart: No. We're doing things my way this time. No one gets hurt.
Nimona: I was going for the hurting people version.
Nimona: Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I'm the monster? I don't know what's scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart... or that sometimes, I just wanna let 'em.
Demon Baby: Pineapple on pizza?
Nimona: This is the man who cut off your arm. Arm-chopping is not a love language!
Ballister Boldheart: What are you?
Nimona: I'm Nimona.
Nimona: Who do you want to kill first?
Ballister Boldheart: I'm not killing anybody.
Nimona: This one. This guy looks extremely punchable.
Ballister Boldheart: You're right. He is actually extremely punchable.
