Kent: This mansion is unhinged. She needs all the help she can get. You wanna be a hero?
Ben Matthias: Pass.
Kent: Two thousand dollars.
Ben Matthias: What's the address?
Hal Dockins: I mean, Jerry's a... a dream client. He's got a great narrative. He's a war hero. A decorated war hero. He served in World War II. He was, he was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross... for service for his country.
Bianca: You've been stress grape gathering all night!
Ines: What's going on? What's that thing we saw?
Paul: I don't know.
Paul: Oh, that poor man. I ask him to come here and I treat him like shit.
Paul: No, no, baby. Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. It's not your fault. You couldn't have known. None of us could.
Ines: What is that then?
Paul: Some kind of shark.
Chato: It's not a shark. It's a megalodon.
Tommy: Those don't exist.
John Kramer: I still have a lot of work that needs to be done.
Danny Friedman: Everybody in this house needs a shrink.
Kami: What do you want, sweetie?
Alphie: For robots to be free.
Kami: Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?
Father: Thanksgiving is a time for appreciation. To celebrate with the ones that we love the most. And a time for all families to be together. Let's eat.
Jamie Hughes: My mom never got a note in her locker in 1987. You wrote it after she died. Why would you do this?
Chris Dubasage: Continue the story. It's hard to sustain interest in three kills 35 years ago. But now the Sweet 16 Killer's back, and he's a bogeyman. He could be anywhere at any time. Can't be killed. He's Michael fucking Myers!
Vanessa: Have you met them yet.
Mike Schmidt: Met who?
Ernest Burkhart: Can you find the wolves in this picture?
Christopher Robin: Pooh, you've got to help me. Something's wrong with Piglet, he killed my wife!