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Klaus: A true selfless act always sparks another.

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Pope Francis: When no-one is to blame, everyone is to blame.

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Julia Knight: Dick me dead, and bury me pregnant.

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Terry: Time flies.
Gatsby Welles: Yes, unfortunately, it flies coach.
Terry: What's that supposed to mean?
Gatsby Welles: It's not always a comfortable trip.

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Genie: I made you look like a prince on the outside, but I didn't change anything on the inside. Prince Ali got you to the door, but Aladdin has to open it.

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Wyldstyle: You are not our leader.
Batman: How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.

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Thor: Look what I found in the purse.
Lucas: What is it?
Thor: I have no idea.
Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth grader told me that.

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Dariush: The circle is complete. I am your master now.
Alex: No, the line is " The circle is now complete. Now I am the master."
Dariush: Ok we really need to get you a girl. Alright we need to cut this shit out. You know too much about this Star Trek shit.

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Astrid: I am who I am today because of you.

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Doc McGhee: I have managed the Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, kiss. I had been dragged through the deepest shit with all kinds of mentally ill people. But I have never been through what Mötley Crüe put me through.

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Ramona: Doesn't money make you horny?

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Rudy Ray Moore: Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game.

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Vic: You saved my ass, kid. You've got brass balls.
Stu: Don't talk about my balls.
Vic: It's me and you.
Stu: Leave my balls out of it.
Vic: We're a team, buddy.
(01:13:18)

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Cliff Booth: Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton, don't you forget it.

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Michelle Jones: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter Parker: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
Michelle Jones: Well then you're Spider-Man.

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Elsa: You can't just follow me into fire.
Anna: Then don't run into fire.

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Morticia: Is everyone all right? No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? (01:14:00)

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Ki-taek: Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.
Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife: It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron. Those creases all get smoothed out by money.

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Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?

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Walter Beckett: What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?
Lance Sterling: What?
Walter Beckett: Disappeeeear.
Lance Sterling: Why are you saying it like that?
Walter Beckett: For effeeeect.

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