Andrei: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.
Dorrie: Have you ever been with someone, and you stay up until like 4AM just talking about everything, and you're just like, I can't believe I get to exist at the same time as you?
Keon: No, but like I'm really happy for you?
Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.
Sir Lionel Frost: How do you speak English so well?
The Elder: How do you speak English so well?
Sir Lionel Frost: Well.
The Elder: How do you know I'm not speaking Yeti?
Jodi Kreyman: When you're a tall girl, it's the only thing people see.
Bert Spitz: Getting divorced with a kid is one of the hardest things to do. It's like a death without a body.
Audrey Spitz: Okay. What's that?
Charles Cavendish: That is the Quince dagger. Chinese steel, jewels from across the Orient. A gift to the family from Marco Polo. Or so the legend says.
Audrey Spitz: God. Nick's grandmother gave us a toaster from Sears. Or so the legend says.
Jin: You don't want to rent there. Too stink, shifty landlord.
Peg: Well, then why do you rent there?
Jin: I conned the dingus into giving me a 50-year lease. I pay shit.
Peg: You do good business?
Jin: Most of our walk-ins are Buffalonian assholes looking for a rub and tug. I did not come to the promised land to fondle soft weiners. I came to get rich. (00:43:28)
Norval Greenwood: Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.
Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.
Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.