Jin: You don't want to rent there. Too stink, shifty landlord.
Peg: Well, then why do you rent there?
Jin: I conned the dingus into giving me a 50-year lease. I pay shit.
Peg: You do good business?
Jin: Most of our walk-ins are Buffalonian assholes looking for a rub and tug. I did not come to the promised land to fondle soft weiners. I came to get rich. (00:43:28)
Andrei: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.
April Williams: ...and now you're.
Little Jordan Sanders: Little.
Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.
Nora Fanshaw: Where do you want to live now, doll?
Nicole: Well, I'm here now, obviously. I don't know if the show will get picked up. It feels like home. It is home. It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie.
Nora Fanshaw: You want to stay here?
Nicole: Charlie's not going to want that. He hates LA.
Nora Fanshaw: We're interested in what you want to do. What you're doing is an act of hope. You understand that?
Nicole: Yeah.
Dorrie: Have you ever been with someone, and you stay up until like 4AM just talking about everything, and you're just like, I can't believe I get to exist at the same time as you?
Keon: No, but like I'm really happy for you?
Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.
Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.
Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.
Mr. Link: You, sir, are a bad man.
Molly Patel: You love me.
Katherine Newbury: No, I didn't say that.
Molly Patel: I mean not in those exact words but.
Katherine Newbury: No, I didn't say it in any of those words.
Forky: I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom!
Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist. You're a Republican. I don't know what is wrong with me.