Best comedy movie quotes of 2019

Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?

Elsa: You can't just follow me into fire.
Anna: Then don't run into fire.

Paul: You've been blessed with a broken heart. When it doesn't hurt anymore that's when it's really over. Live in this as long as you can.

Denice: Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to fix your phone.
Phil: Why not?
Denice: Well, because its in three different pieces! I don't even think this piece is part of your phone, it looks like a piece to a watch.

Sensei: If a bear's forest catches on fire, the bear is still a bear. Even if a boat capsizes in rough seas and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with no survivors, it is still a boat.

Gemma: Did you see the boy?
Tom: No.
Gemma: He's gone missing.
Tom: Well, so have we.

Red Cargo: I have to do what's best for everyone.
Deni Maroon: Yeah, but... how do you know what's best for everyone?

Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.

Ki-taek: Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.
Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife: It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron. Those creases all get smoothed out by money.

Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?

Homeless Man: I wouldn't do that if I was you, you'll just end up blowing your damn face off. Then you'll still be depressed, even more depressed probably because of your fucked up face.

Agent H: There should be a big red button 'round here somewhere.
Agent M: Found it.

Elsa Korr: You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.

Sir Cole: I have traveled here, and it matters not if I understand how.
Brooke: But you know time travel isn't a real thing, right? In the 1300s or now in 2019.
Sir Cole: Well, by that logic, only things that you comprehend are possible.

Airport Passport Official: Purpose for your visit?
Javed: I'm going to see Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
Airport Passport Official: I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States, than to see the home of the Boss.

Super Grover ★

Andrei: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.

Enzo: He picked me out of a pile of pups, a tangled mass of paws and tails. He'd stopped at the farm on his way home from the speedway at Yakima. Even back then, I knew I was different than other dogs. My soul just felt more human.

Woody: Ya know, you've handled this lost toy life better than I could.
Bo Peep: Open your eyes, Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. Sometimes change can be good!
Woody: You can't teach this old toy new tricks.
Bo Peep: You'd be surprised.

Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.

Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.