Ronald Plum: I'm kinda breaking the fourth wall here, but I have this theory: bad guys have eyes that look like raisins. Small and dark, you know?
Norval Greenwood: I'm not someone you can pigeonhole, if I'm completely honest. Do I produce blazing beats? Yes. Do I tinkle the ivories? Yes. Do I promote high-profile events pertaining to music and the performance of music? Yes.
Brian: You're going to have to dislocate my thumb, I'm afraid.
Gordon: Just so you know, if you want to impress me, I like fight stories. Ever been in a fight?
Norval Greenwood: No.
Gordon: I have. I once accidentally kicked a guy's ear off. I didn't mean to, but the fucker flew off. I could see right into his skull. Good night.
Norval Greenwood: Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.
Jethro: I fucked her. I fucked her in an abandoned factory, to be precise. But I lost my erection. Because from certain angles, she reminded me of Michael Heseltine. Michael Heseltine, if you're wondering, is a British politician from the 1980s.
Norval Greenwood: I'm not a murderer.
Brian: You just killed somebody literally five minutes ago.
Title Card: The sins of the father are to laid upon the children. -William Shakespeare.
Title Card: There is no-one else like my daddy. -Beyoncé.
