Best movie quotes of 2016

Amy: This party is raging.
Kiki: What a turnout.
Martha Stewart: Hi, would you ladies like a Jell-O shot?
Amy: Is that, is that? Martha Stewart! Martha, Oh, my God.
Kiki: Thank you. Oh, my God.
Martha Stewart: Good, right?
Carla: I'm cumming.
Kiki: Oh, my God. What's in this?
Martha Stewart: Well, it's bespoke lingonberry gelatin... and a shitload of vodka.
Kiki: They're delicious.
Martha Stewart: I start my day with six of these.

Carl Black: We gotta make sure there're no more black people 'round here, 'cause they will snitch.

Elvis: No, that's cool man. Buzz sent me one too.

Jennifer: When I was a child, I was obsessed with changing myself.

Louis Drax: Pascal made the mistake that all men make. He thought that because Mommy is so beautiful, then she must be good.

Junior: Orphan Tulip?
Tulip: Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart.

James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs?
James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.

Sammo ★

Molly: You cry when we fuck, you pasty little bitch.

Sara: Dead? Is that what you told everyone? You poor heartbroken widower. That story must have wet the eyes of many young lasses. Maybe more than their eyes.

Walter Wesley: That's the thing about atheism. It doesn't take away the pain... just takes away the hope.

Robert: What did you do?
Michèle Leblanc: I stopped lying.

Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.

Grace: I know the forest like the back of my hand. I wouldn't have missed a dragon.
Meacham: You missed Pete.

J. Daniel Atlas: We are going out with a show people will never forget.

Columbia - A Groupie: I hope it's not meatloaf again.

Lizzy: My mom tells me there's no such thing as monsters. But she is wrong. They are out there, waiting for you... watching. They are in the dark... Sometimes where you see them... Sometimes where you don't. I know that now.

Larry Snyder: You can run. And boy, can you jump. What I want to know is - can you win?

Lisa Arlington: Okay, so the Blair Witch. Who is she really?
Talia: Elly Kedward. That's what most people say. She was accused of witchcraft after some of the children in town said that she'd taken blood from them. There wasn't much of a trial system back then. Townspeople took her out to these woods, tied her to a tree and left her to die of exposure.

Mac Radner: They're using their sexuality as a weapon.

Stephen: You're replacing me.
Mary: No one could ever replace you. I promise. Please, just put the ax down, and we can talk about this.