Best movie quotes of 2016

Sam Larson: If I go in there, I'm am gonna get murdered in the face.

Andrea: How can you be too sympathetic?

Dr. Richard Powell: You'd be surprised at the things you find when you go looking.

Stretch: It wouldn't be Texas without a chainsaw massacre.

Amy: This party is raging.
Kiki: What a turnout.
Martha Stewart: Hi, would you ladies like a Jell-O shot?
Amy: Is that, is that? Martha Stewart! Martha, Oh, my God.
Kiki: Thank you. Oh, my God.
Martha Stewart: Good, right?
Carla: I'm cumming.
Kiki: Oh, my God. What's in this?
Martha Stewart: Well, it's bespoke lingonberry gelatin... and a shitload of vodka.
Kiki: They're delicious.
Martha Stewart: I start my day with six of these.

Carl Black: We gotta make sure there're no more black people 'round here, 'cause they will snitch.

Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry, I can't understand a word that you're saying.

Sara: Dead? Is that what you told everyone? You poor heartbroken widower. That story must have wet the eyes of many young lasses. Maybe more than their eyes.

Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.

Dan Frost: Them Bishop boys are coming for you? You don't need a gunslinger. You need a goddamn regiment.

James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs?
James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.

Sammo ★

Sara: You're not real! You're not real! You're not real.

Evan Walker: This isn't the first time The Others have been here.

Carlotta Valdez: It's all in the hips, the lips, and the eyes and the teeth.

Reverend Timothy Farthing: The morris dancers have booked the hall for one o'clock. I do hope you're not going to run over.
George Mainwaring: There is a war on you know, Vicar. If we're not finished, they'll just have to prance about outside.

Bek: You really watched the world come into being?
Thoth: I don't lie.
Bek: Where were you watching it from, if nothing had been created yet?
Thoth: If I even attempted to explain, your brain would liquefy and run out of your ears.

David: You want change without sacrifice, you want peace without struggle. The world doesn't work like that.

Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.

Kaa: Are you alone out here? What are you doing so deep in the jungle? Don't you know what you are? I know what you are. I know where you came from. Poor, sweet little cub. I'll keep you clossse. Let go of your fear now... And trussst in meee.

Yousef: You like Chicago?
Alan: Not in the winter.
Yousef: No, the band.