Grimroth: To be a hero, you don't have to do big things... just the right ones.
Paul: A man can only take so much.
Sara: My sister Jess and I, we are identical twins. Once something happens to the one of us, the other one could tell. It's hard to explain, but I can just feel it. She's in trouble, and she needs me.
Robin: It's like Gandalf is staring right at me. "No penis shall pass!"
Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.
Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.
Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.
Stephanie Taylor: We never talk about him, we never talk about how he affects all of us... it's getting creepier and creepier.
Stephanie Taylor: Will you tell Michael to stay out of my room... he keeps leaving dirty hand prints everywhere.
Marcy: We're all gonna get it, we're all gonna get sick.
Tommy: This amount of lung damage, though, I'd expect the body to be covered in third degree burns. It's like finding a bullet in a brain, but with no gunshot wound.
Yousef: You like Chicago?
Alan: Not in the winter.
Yousef: No, the band.