All: All is All.
Mugatu: You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?
Chazz Spencer: Members only. Members only. Epaulets are not a crime. Smart casual. Smart casual. Smart casual. Mr. Hammer is wrong.
Mugatu: He's still so hot right now.
One tenth of Hansel's Orgy: Where'd everybody go? I wasn't finished with that Hippo.
Valentina: Who says swimsuit models are useless? Take me from behind, Zoolander. Grab on for safety... and buoyancy! We're going to swim to Rome.
Hansel: Neil, I gotta say, you're totally blowing my mind right now.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: That's what I do. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.
Hansel: Neil Degrasse Tyson? You don't know who you are, either?
Katy Perry: Who-oo-oo-ooohh am-mm-mm-mm I-ah-ah-aye?
Hansel: That was beautiful.
Sting: If you want to find the spirits in the material world you need to talk to the ghost in the machine.
Hansel: What? Who is this?
Sting: I have a message in a bottle for you, so don't go to the police.
Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry, I can't understand a word that you're saying.
Derek Zoolander: Does being fat mean you're a terrible person? I'm really asking you, Hansel.
Derek Zoolander: I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.
Mugatu: Prison changed me. I'm a psycho.
Billy Zane: Think about it, man. This could be a sign.
Derek Zoolander: What if it's a stop sign, Billy?
Hansel: I'll go get Derek, tell my Orgy I love them.
Hansel: My mom told me my dad was a beat cop.
Alexanya Atoz: Do you ever have feeling, where you see young teenage girl with perfect skin, and you want to kill her? And take her skin, and put it on your skin? We've bottled that feeling.
Derek Zoolander: I've missed not knowing things with you.
Mugatu: You really are amazingly stupid, aren't you?
Answer: Mugatu was killed when the bomb was hurled back at him.
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