Best comedy movie quotes of 2016

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot picture

Kim Baker: I'm wondering if you can give me something... On background, just about the security situation here and the state of the war in general.
General Hollanek: Yeah, I can give you something... This war's like fucking a gorilla, you keep on going until the gorilla wants to stop.
Kim Baker: I think I can paraphrase that.
General Hollanek: Knock yourself out.

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Bridget Jones's Baby picture

Mark: Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you're my world.

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Finding Dory picture

Bailey: I will tell you if there is a wall. Wall!

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Moana picture

Moana: Okay, first, I am not a princess. I'm the daughter of the chief.
Maui: Same difference.
Moana: No.
Maui: If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.

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Florence Foster Jenkins picture

Florence Foster Jenkins: They're getting through the potato salad like gannets.

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La La Land picture

Sebastian: I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired. Then I'll hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.

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Sing picture

Buster Moon: Why aren't you rehearsing?
Frog: I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means.

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Zoolander 2 picture

All: All is All.

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Dirty Grandpa picture

Dick Kelly: I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Sausage Party picture

Krinkler's Chips: Holy shit! He can actually see us?
Druggie: Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be.

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Keanu picture

Clarence Goobril: Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

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Elvis & Nixon picture

Elvis: That's how I learned to develop these knuckles of steel. Now, slap them. Come on, harder! Harder! Let it out! Let it out! Those are the steel claws of a tiger, Mr. President.

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Angry Birds picture

Red: Hey you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that sir is sort of terrifying.
Mighty Eagle: It's time for you to go.
Red: You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows picture

Leonardo: Sensei, the Foot Clan are intending to break Shredder out.
Splinter: If Shredder is free, his reign of terror over the city will begin again.
Leonardo: Exactly.
Splinter: Then there is only one question: why are you wasting time talking to a grumpy old rat? Go get him.

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Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping picture

Paula: Conner's music may not be what I listen to in my free time, but it seems to make so many people money.

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Central Intelligence picture

Trevor: My cat is taller than you.

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Swiss Army Man picture

Hank: Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank: Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.

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The Secret Life of Pets picture

Pops: This is uh, Puffball, Squash-Face, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe. And, of course my, girlfriend Rhonda.

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Bad Moms picture

Carla: Hey, Jaxon. I made you lunch today. It's some humus wrap with some kale.
Jaxon: Gross.
Carla: Yeah, I know, it sounds totally disgusting, but it's supposed to be good for you, so... And I'm gonna come to your baseball game tomorrow night.
Jaxon: For real?
Carla: I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game. Mmm-hmm. Because... I love you, and stuff. Still cannot believe I pushed that thing outta my chooch.

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War Dogs picture

David Packouz: Do you seriously want to drive to Baghdad?
Efraim Diveroli: David, we're gun runners. Let's go run some guns.

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