Best comedy movie quotes of 2016

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot picture

Kim Baker: I'm wondering if you can give me something... On background, just about the security situation here and the state of the war in general.
General Hollanek: Yeah, I can give you something... This war's like fucking a gorilla, you keep on going until the gorilla wants to stop.
Kim Baker: I think I can paraphrase that.
General Hollanek: Knock yourself out.

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Bridget Jones's Baby picture

Mark: Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you're my world.

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Moana (2016)

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Moana: I am not a princess.
Maui: If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.

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Sing (2016)

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Buster Moon: Why aren't you rehearsing?
Frog: I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means.

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Sebastian: I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired. Then I'll hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.

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Bailey: I will tell you if there is a wall. Wall!

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Now You See Me 2 picture

Walter Mabry: This is the key to every computer system on the planet. I want *you* to steal it for me.

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Hunter: We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby.

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Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising picture

Mac Radner: They're using their sexuality as a weapon.

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Bob Stone: You're like a black Will Smith.

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Trolls (2016)

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Branch: I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?

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Kevin: Can I bring my cat to work? He has terrible anxiety problems.
Abby Yates: Oh, I'd love to let you bring your cat to work, but I have a terrible cat allergy.
Kevin: I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name is My Cat.
Abby Yates: You named your dog My Cat?
Kevin: Mike Hat.
Erin Gilbert: First name Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin: Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

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Florence Foster Jenkins: People may say I couldn't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing.

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Hail, Caesar! picture

Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?

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20th Century Women picture

Dorothea: Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to just being depressed.

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Elle (2016)

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Robert: What did you do?
Michèle Leblanc: I stopped lying.

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Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.

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