Best comedy movie quotes of 2016

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot picture

Kim Baker: I'm wondering if you can give me something... On background, just about the security situation here and the state of the war in general.
General Hollanek: Yeah, I can give you something... This war's like fucking a gorilla, you keep on going until the gorilla wants to stop.
Kim Baker: I think I can paraphrase that.
General Hollanek: Knock yourself out.

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Bridget Jones's Baby picture

Mark: Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you're my world.

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Finding Dory picture

Bailey: I will tell you if there is a wall. Wall!

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Sing picture

Buster Moon: Music and lights bring magic to life.

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Hunt for the Wilderpeople picture

Ricky Baker: Shit just got real.
Hec: Yeah shit just got real.

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Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping picture

Ringo Starr: He's writing a song for gay marriage, you know, like it's not allowed. It's allowed now.

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Florence Foster Jenkins picture

Florence Foster Jenkins: People may say I couldn't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing.

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Moana picture

Moana: Okay, first, I am not a princess. I'm the daughter of the chief.
Maui: Same difference.
Moana: No.
Maui: If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.

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La La Land picture

Sebastian: I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired. Then I'll hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.

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Zoolander 2 picture

Mugatu: Prison changed me. I'm a psycho.

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Dirty Grandpa picture

Lenore: You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people.

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Dad's Army picture

George Mainwaring: Men, I am a man of few words but, there comes a time in a soldier's life, when one must confront.
Frazer: For God's sake, man! We're in enough trouble without you making a speech.

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Sausage Party picture

Mariachi Salsa: No way, jose.
Douche: Yes, way. Jose's fucking dead now.

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Keanu picture

Clarence Goobril: Wordness to the turdness.

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Barbershop: The Next Cut picture

Dante: What them white girls want? They lost? Did you go "awesome", they like when you go "awesooome!"

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Angry Birds picture

Leonard: Greetings from my world! The world of the pigs.
Chuck: What's a pig?
Leonard: I am a pig! Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Ross: Whoops.
Leonard: Whoa! Where we're going? Wrong way.
Ross: Oops. Not working.
Leonard: We've practice this a hundred times. Give it to me. We're gonna come in again.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows picture

Leonardo: We keep failing.
Splinter: Keep the team unified, and you shall always succeed.

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Swiss Army Man picture

Manny: My names Manny and this is my best friend Hank. I used to be dead and he brought me back to life.

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The Secret Life of Pets picture

Chloe: Because she's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.

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Ghostbusters picture

Erin Gilbert: I'm not good in a fight.
Abby Yates: Well, here's your chance to work on that.

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