James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs?
James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.
Elvis: No, that's cool man. Buzz sent me one too.
Dorothea: Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to just being depressed.
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?
Robin: If you use an emoji, I will tit punch you.
Katy Perry: Who-oo-oo-ooohh am-mm-mm-mm I-ah-ah-aye?
Hansel: That was beautiful.
Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.
Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.
Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.
Lady Susan Vernon: Ah, mortality. Our mortality and that of others, but most particularly our own, is the hardest and most intractable hand life can deal us.
Jackie Burke: She lost me when she said, We like to think.
James Bowen: I'm ready. I've got Bob. He'll look after me.
Claire Maddox: Be careful - both of you - obviously. It will be dangerous.
Frank Bonneville: Danger's my middle name.
Ian Finch: Mine's Dennis.
Ty Plumber: I thought his name was Billy Autrey.
Finn: Oh, it was, until we changed it to the most country bumpkin name we could come up with...Beuter Perkins.