Amy: This party is raging.
Kiki: What a turnout.
Martha Stewart: Hi, would you ladies like a Jell-O shot?
Amy: Is that, is that? Martha Stewart! Martha, Oh, my God.
Kiki: Thank you. Oh, my God.
Martha Stewart: Good, right?
Carla: I'm cumming.
Kiki: Oh, my God. What's in this?
Martha Stewart: Well, it's bespoke lingonberry gelatin... and a shitload of vodka.
Kiki: They're delicious.
Martha Stewart: I start my day with six of these.
Carl Black: We gotta make sure there're no more black people 'round here, 'cause they will snitch.
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
Winfried Conradi alias Toni Erdmann: No concept makes sense without the client.
Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.
Dorothea: Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to just being depressed.
James Bowen: I'm ready. I've got Bob. He'll look after me.
Willoughby: We came for a good time, not for a long time.
Claire Maddox: Be careful - both of you - obviously. It will be dangerous.
Frank Bonneville: Danger's my middle name.
Ian Finch: Mine's Dennis.
Columbia - A Groupie: I hope it's not meatloaf again.
Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.
Lady Susan Vernon: Ah, mortality. Our mortality and that of others, but most particularly our own, is the hardest and most intractable hand life can deal us.
Mac Radner: They're using their sexuality as a weapon.