Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Dr. Cameron McCarthy: I've got jars of peanut butter older than you.
Winnie: Where are the rivers of blood, and the mountains of bones? I was promised rivers of blood.
Todd Burpo: What if you have an experience so far beyond your own experience, it's irrational. What then?
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.
Pearly Soames: I'll tell you something that should chill your blood. No matter how far we tip the scales our way, no matter how many of them we turn dark, nothin' seems to break their capacity for hope. They pass it back and forth like the flu at a preschool fair. We're losing, Lucifer. One bright star at a time, we're losing.
Lydia: Selfish people live longer.
Tuck: I've never gone a day without seeing my friends They're, like, the only people in the world who get me.
Newt: Great, we're all bloody inspired.
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!
Rose Hathaway: My seventeen-year-old silliness, that was the past.
Dimitri Belikov: That was an hour ago. Are you trying to tell me you're suddenly mature and responsible?
Rose Hathaway: I'm trying to tell you that I want to be. I have to be. Teach me something more than doing laps. I know enough about running away. The next time we meet, teach me how to fight.
Bob Gaudio: Tommy, no stolen goods, okay?
Tommy DeVito: Stolen goods? No! These fell off a truck.
Tobey Marshall: I do not fear, for you are with me. All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish. I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph.
Claire Bennett: Tell me a story where everything works out in the end for the evil witch.
Philip Parker: Hey Paul.
Paul Dumphy: Phillip my man.
Philip Parker: Nice boobs Alexander.