Artemisia: You fight much harder than you fuck.
Hanley: Know what we used to call you Peter? The November Man. Cause after you passed through, nothing lived. You were one bleak motherfucker, my friend.
Howard Howe: We survive at all costs. Only to butcher again. And again. Until we ourselves are at last butchered in turn.
Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.
Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army.
Lucile Angellier: Hardly a word of our true feelings had ever been spoken. Not a single word about love.
Todd Burpo: What if you have an experience so far beyond your own experience, it's irrational. What then?
Nick Vaughan: And at the end of the night, you're gonna want to say some things, but don't. Don't ruin it. It's nothing she doesn't already know. Just give her a kiss. Wish her good luck. And, uh... thank her. Thank her for showing you that you can love more than one person in this life.
Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... Your name.
Newt: Great, we're all bloody inspired.
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!
Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Martin: Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot?
Chris: I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me.
Aash: My wife loves it when I have to take a cab home because I'm too intoxicated to drive.
Rick Carver: Don't get emotional about real estate.
Nightwing: The psychos just keep getting younger.