Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Wallace Fennel: When Logan said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?
Logan Echolls: Listen. It's 180 days, Veronica. What's 180 days to us? Our story is epic. Spanning years, continents.
Veronica Mars: Lives ruined, bloodshed.
Logan Echolls: Yeah.
Veronica Mars: Come back to me.
Logan Echolls: Always.
Veronica Mars: Come back to me.
Logan Echolls: Always.
Veronica Mars: Her alibi is solid. I don't know, let's mull this over while we're wearing lobster bibs.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Uhm, Actually.
Keith Mars: When number one daughter was young her skills were sharp like blade of sword, now brain dull like blade of plow.
Vinnie Van Lowe: Well, if it isn't Neptune's very own Angela Lansbury.
Veronica Mars: Hey, Mr. C. You miss me yet?
Principal Van Clemmons: It's been 10 years of peace and quiet, Veronica.
Veronica Mars: If you like that sort of thing.
Principal Van Clemmons: Veronica. It's been... boring.
Logan Echolls: I've let her draw finger hearts on my upper thigh for the last 10 minutes, so, yeah, I get the stakes.
Wallace Fennel: In case it slipped your mind, Piz is the one without the baggage and the drama.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Hmm... I will say this for him, he almost never gets charged with murder.
Veronica Mars: Just one of the things I love about Piz. No drama.
Veronica Mars: So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his "most changed" trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcée in Southern California?
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.
Veronica Mars: Do I get a chip for this? Pouring the drink, swishing it, smelling it, leaving the bar without taking a sip. Is this what getting clean feels like?
Veronica Mars: Give it to me, Vinnie. Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team where they can find the guy who posted video of Fifty baking lemon cakes while singing "Afternoon delight."
