Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Wallace Fennel: When Logan said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?
Vinnie Van Lowe: Well, if it isn't Neptune's very own Angela Lansbury.
Logan Echolls: I've let her draw finger hearts on my upper thigh for the last 10 minutes, so, yeah, I get the stakes.
Veronica Mars: So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his "most changed" trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcée in Southern California?
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.
Veronica Mars: Do I get a chip for this? Pouring the drink, swishing it, smelling it, leaving the bar without taking a sip. Is this what getting clean feels like?
Veronica Mars: Give it to me, Vinnie. Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team where they can find the guy who posted video of Fifty baking lemon cakes while singing "Afternoon delight."