Paddington: Um, you're not using those ear brushes to clean your mouth are you, Mr Brown?
Claire Bennett: Tell me a story where everything works out in the end for the evil witch.
James Gralton: We need to take control of our lives again. Work for need, not for greed. And not just to survive like a dog, but to live. And to celebrate. And to dance, to sing, as free human beings.
Dave Harken: Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.
Pirate Crew: Hey-ho, imagine the places that we'll go. No one can stop us when we're so high in the stratosphere. Hey-ho, we'll be the frigate that plunders, every one of the world's seven wonders, when we're up in the sky, for who can fight a frigate that flies? No one can fight a frigate that flies.
Green Lantern: Can you fly?
Batman: In a plane.
Green Lantern: Wait, you're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? [Batman smiles.] Are you freaking kidding me? What? Nobody asked you to prom so now you dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?
Agent Buchanan: We're all gonna need someone to blame when thing goes sideways.
Colonel Stevens: It's already sideways.
Amanda: This is dangerous, we've had wine, and you somehow have gotten better looking which is so annoying. I mean you couldn't have gotten bald or fat or something? Jesus.
Cinderella's Prince: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
Blade Ranger: It takes a special kind of plane to become a firefighter.