Taya Renae Kyle: If you think that this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long.
Neville Baraka: What about your family?
Jim Bennett: I got all I could get.
Neville Baraka: Can I get the money from them? If I send you to Mexico, you know, 'Oh my God! I don't know what happened to him!' Get my friend Valario to mail 'em your dick.
Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.
Ray: The banking institutions are more dangerous than the army.
Jamie Wellerstein: Did you call your agent.
Cathy Hiatt: He's on a retreat.
Jamie Wellerstein: What the hell is an agent retreat?
Cathy Hiatt: I don't know, they go into the woods and sacrifice actresses to breed more agents.
David Raskin: We didn't invent time travel. We just put it together with the instructions.
Quinn Goldberg: You make it sound like we got it at Ikea.
Rick Reynolds: I don' think that went as bad as you think it did. She'll make a ruling in a few days. Who knows, she may even surprise us.
Elliot Anderson: I couldn't have been a worse witness if I tried. No way in hell she's not gonna take Eloise away from me. Not a shot in hell.
Rick Reynolds: Ah, come on, you were great. Not a lot of the other Klan members could be that articulate.
Alice: To be no good at something bad is good.
Sandra: I don't exist. I'm nothing. Nothing at all.
Denis: Like Godzilla says to Mothra man, let's go eat some place.
Moza: Good evening, a table for one?
Cuenca: I see you're good at math.
Mary Bee Cuddy: You are a poor specimen of a man, Vester Belknap.
Alice Taylor: You don't love me. You just want to control me.
Julian: I feel... Vulnerable.
Abel Morales: Good... Because you are vulnerable. We all are.
Connor: Hope's a necessity where I come from.
Madec: I kill you.
Rusty Nail: Learned that from a hockey ninja.
Max Simkin: Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. You ever wish you were somebody else?
Sarah Simkin: No. I'm your mother. That's all I ever wanted to be.
Max Simkin: But... if you could do whatever you wanted to do, what would it be?
Sarah Simkin: Um... Have dinner with your father. That would be nice.