Blade Ranger: It takes a special kind of plane to become a firefighter.
Cinderella's Prince: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
James Payton: So, you Omar! Damn, man! You ain't what I pictured. You ain't nothing but a black dude. Probably from Decatur.
Bernie: I wanna talk to you, man. All that stuff that I was sayin' to you about her potentially being Alison? I didn't mean it, man. I'm seeing a difference in you. I feel like it's because of her. I'm kind of like, jealous, a little bit? I'm really happy for you, Danny.
Danny: Really?
Bernie: Fuck no! This is stupid.
David Elliot: When my parents broke, they met when they were in high school, it made sense. That's what I want to find, true love, the kind of you fight for, that you always put first. That makes you wanna be good, do better and not with just any girl, but the girl and when I find that, that's all I need.
Bruce: Synthetic, less friction means less blisters. Unless you like blisters. Who likes blisters?
Bruce: Pilgrims.
Bejan: Exactly.
Prof. Edgar Solomon: A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit, "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare," so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There once was a lady named Dot who lived off pig shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese... that she grew on the sides... of her twat.
Josh Wheaton: Only a real risk can test the reality of a belief.
Jackson: Mm mm mm, what ever happened to "never date a cop?"
Caroline: Who said anything about a date.
Ucok: You apologize! In their language, in our land! Where is your honor?
Jackson Norris: You aren't capable of pulling that trigger, Trevor.
Trevor Slattery: I'm a washed-up actor, mate. You don't know what I'm capable of.
Phillip: You know, killing a young woman is a wonderful way to create a ghost.
Kevin: Okay, So here's the Plan... We take them inside, get their hand stamped and they can't get out. Like Shawshank Redemption.
Marco: I love it.
Grace: Do you believe in fairytales, Tuck?
Francis Tucker: No, I believe in "happily ever after."
Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you.
