Walk of Shame (2014)

Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you.

Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.

Denise: He is lying to us, there is no subway in Los Angeles.
Gordon: Yes, there is.
Denise: Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon: It's underground.

Meghan: What does a post-modern romantic writer do all day?
Gordon: Find beauty and praise it.
Meghan: That's like the opposite of what I do.

Gordon: No, I'm not a hipster. I can't grow a convincing enough beard.