Dave Harken: Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.
Bert Hanson: I hate to break it to you, but the American dream is made in China.
Kurt Buckman: Holy shit, he fight clubbed himself! We have a fight clubber!
Julia Harris: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there, and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
Julia Harris: You're quite welcome to do that on me.
Nick Hendricks: Actually, it's...uh... [holds up two fingers].
Julia Harris: And?
