Todd Burpo: What if you have an experience so far beyond your own experience, it's irrational. What then?
Sonja Burpo: Honey, you know you should have turned the other cheek, though, right?
Cassie Burpo: I did turn his other cheek. When I hit him.
Colton Burpo: Is Cassie going to get a spanking.
Todd Burpo: Heck, no. I'm going to teach her how to hit without hurting her knuckles.
Sonja Burpo: The next time I'm practicing your favorite hymn and you howl like a dog, I'm going to whip you like a dog.
Todd Burpo: Oh.
Sonja Burpo: Do you hear me?
Todd Burpo: Doesn't sound so bad.