Roman Pearce: Better hide your baby oil.
Luke Hobbs: Better hide that big-ass forehead.
Jane Foster: [slaps Loki.] That was for New York!
Loki: I like her.
Niki Lauda: A wise man can learn more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.
Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.
Jack Harper: How can man die better: than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods.
Sally: I created you, Jack. I am your god.
Jack Harper: Fuck you, Sally.
Tony Stark: I've dated hotter chicks then you.
Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.
Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.
Logan: Go fuck yourself, pretty boy.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Captian Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
Emil Rottmayer: Heh heh. You hit like a vegetarian!
[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!
Henchman: What are you trying to do, blow up the whole mountain!?
Butch: Trust me... these two have a hard time staying dead.