LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite

[Superman and Batman walk up to Lex's receptionist.]
Superman: We're here to see Lex Luthor.
Receptionist: And you are?
Batman: ...seriously?
Receptionist: Seriously.
Superman: I'm Superman, he's... Batman.
Receptionist: Are those last names?

Riddler: Riddle me this, Batman. What wears a mask, and is unconscious?
[Batman jumps on Riddler.]
Batman: You.

Lex Luthor: Joker, can we move things along?
Joker: Oh, you're no fun to shop with, Lexy.

Joker: Ah, now you get out. You were afraid of a real fight.
Batman: Yeah. You're so scary.

Superman: Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award. Ah, oh... I mean uh, Bruce Wayne's award.
Robin: Me too. Kids weren't invited.

[Superman carries Batman by his cape.]
Batman: Not the way I like to travel.
Superman: Come on. Cheer up, sour puss.
[Superman throws Batman up and then catches him.]
Batman: Not cool.

Batman: You got dressed fast.
Robin: Well I've just started sleeping in the costume now.

Poison Ivy: What's going on?
Harley Quinn: It's a riddle.
Riddler: Oh come on! That's my thing.

Joker: You like pie, Batman? Cause I think... Ah forget it.

Joker: You like missiles, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!

Joker: You like sharks, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!

Superman: Are you... Are you asking me to help rebuild the Batcave?
Batman: No... I... I was asking Green Lantern.
Green Lantern: Uh... I don't think this is your color.

[Cyborg approaches Joker mech.]
Cyborg: Are you my mother?
Joker: Yes, give us a hug!

[Superman and Batman get in elevator. Superman theme plays.]
Superman: What's that song? Sounds familiar...
Batman: I don't listen to music.

Joker: So Lex, when you're president, can I be vice president?
[Computer beeps showing Batman in pursuit.]
Lex Luthor: ... I think we've got company.
Joker: You didn't answer my question.

Lex Luthor: You help me, and you can use the Deconstructor to your heart's content. Know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable toys?
Joker: I don't know who you're referring to.
Lex Luthor: Come on! Batman... Oh... You were...
Joker: Joking! I'm the Joker.

Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer... Unless you're just one of the voices in my head, in which case, I'm crazy anyway.

Superman: So, saw you put a big hole in the theater.
Batman: I'll get it repaired.
Superman: I already did that. Also, I put your boat back in the water.
Robin: Hey, thanks!
Batman: Yeah, thanks.
Superman: You know, you should really try not to make such a mess while you're fighting crime.

Superman: Hey guys. Need a hand?
Batman: With what, parking?

Joker: Hey! Batlame and Slobbin. Why are you guys doing hanging around? Hah! See what I did there?

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As Lex and Joker are talking on the bridge between two towers of Arkham Asylum, Joker is shown standing in the middle of the bridge. But when the guy on the intercom announces there is an escape going on, the camera changes angles and suddenly Joker is right next to the edge.

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The opening theme to this movie is the same theme used in the 1989 Batman film, directed by Tim Burton. The opening sequence even plays homage to that film by having camera movements close up around the Batman emblem in the same fashion, and the names of the people and production team appear in the same order at the same time in the same position of the Bat symbol in both movies, most notably when the director's name appears. Funnily enough the director of this movie is named Jon Burton, no relation to Tim.

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