[Superman and Batman walk up to Lex's receptionist.] Superman: We're here to see Lex Luthor. Receptionist: And you are? Batman: ...seriously? Receptionist: Seriously. Superman: I'm Superman, he's... Batman. Receptionist: Are those last names?
Superman: Are you... Are you asking me to help rebuild the Batcave? Batman: No... I... I was asking Green Lantern. Green Lantern: Uh... I don't think this is your color.
[Cyborg approaches Joker mech.] Cyborg: Are you my mother? Joker: Yes, give us a hug!
[Superman and Batman get in elevator. Superman theme plays.] Superman: What's that song? Sounds familiar... Batman: I don't listen to music.
Joker: So Lex, when you're president, can I be vice president? [Computer beeps showing Batman in pursuit.] Lex Luthor: ... I think we've got company. Joker: You didn't answer my question.
Lex Luthor: You help me, and you can use the Deconstructor to your heart's content. Know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable toys? Joker: I don't know who you're referring to. Lex Luthor: Come on! Batman... Oh... You were... Joker: Joking! I'm the Joker.
Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city? Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer... Unless you're just one of the voices in my head, in which case, I'm crazy anyway.
Superman: So, saw you put a big hole in the theater. Batman: I'll get it repaired. Superman: I already did that. Also, I put your boat back in the water. Robin: Hey, thanks! Batman: Yeah, thanks. Superman: You know, you should really try not to make such a mess while you're fighting crime.
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