Best TV quotes of 2006

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Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!

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Jack: We are lovers.
Liz Lemon: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza."

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Daniel Meade: Maybe instead of Christmas we do other winter holidays... Kwanzaa?
Wilhelmina Slater: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?

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Yagami Light: I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it.

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Shawn Spencer: The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater.

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Dexter: I am a father, a son, a serial killer.

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Rikki Chadwick: Zane Bennett is a pig. I take a chance to get under his skin any time I get one.

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Little John: Taxes we do not like.

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Bobby: Chest.

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Sebastian Stark: When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it.

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Shadow Man: Decision - consequence.

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Brian Peluso: You are gorgeous, absolutely, unequivocally, unrelentingly, gorgeous. With a perfect, I repeat perfect, body.

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Professor Q: Morning Vincent! Oh what's this? Ah, History Algebration homework! Excellent... The sum of 2 rational squares is equal to men's wear artichoke-friendly most sad sandwich jelly melons?!
Vinnie: Rocket!
Rocket: Hmm... Ha maybe I bounced up the wrong book
Professor Q: Vincent, your homework is 5 watts wrong and 50 gravitons incorrect!

Kevin Bhasi
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Matt Albie: Look, I hate Los Angeles just like everybody else, but I have to work here because in any other part of the country I'm unemployable.

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Roy: Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all. But, if you cooked one, I'd eat it.

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Marshall Jack Carter: Let's not shoot the crazy end-of-the-world machine just yet.

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Hiro Nakamura: Save the cheerleader, save the world.

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Eric Taylor: Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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Dr. Rockso: My video was banned from music television, cause you could see my junk... through my jumpsuit.

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