30 Rock

30 Rock (2006)

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Jack: We are lovers.
Liz Lemon: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza."

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.

Dr. Leo Spaceman: If you want the shot... you're going to have to dance for it.

Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

Tracy Jordan: What did I tell you was the secret to having a good marriage and keeping it together, Kenneth?
Kenneth Parcell: Be a good listener, a giver of gifts and work that va-jay-jay.

Angie Jordan: My single "My Single is Dropping" is dropping.

Kenneth Parcell: It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.

Tracy Jordan: I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Kenneth Parcell: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Liz Lemon: Shut it down, dealbreaker.

Liz Lemon: You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

Tracy Jordan: Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age. Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Liz Lemon: I know who I am. I know I'm not the funnest person in the group. I'm not the one you call when you want to go clubbing on the town and party dance all night.
Jack: Why are you speaking like a Persian immigrant?

Tracy Jordan: I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi.

Jenna Maroney: Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and his buddy is robbing me.

Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: "America's Next Top Pirate", "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?", "milf Island "
Liz Lemon: "milf Island"?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz Lemon: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring milf.

Tracy Jordan: I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks.

Tracy Jordan: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

Jenna Maroney: The Kids Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symone for one day... but she knows what she did.

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Erectile dysfunction: it's not just a dog problem anymore.

Live from Studio 6H - S6-E19

Character mistake: Tina Fey fumbles her line and has to start it again. The original line should have been "How long do you think you're going to get away with this? Hazel or Jenna will know we're missing." Instead the second part of the line is "Henna or Jay; Hazel or Jenna will know we're missing!" (00:04:05)

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Trivia: Season 3, Episode 11, "St. Valentine's Day". When Jack is in the church confessional, he tells the priest that one of his sins was "I once said I was God in a deposition." This is a reference to Alec Baldwin's character in "Malice", where he did state he was a God during a deposition.

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