Angie Jordan: My single "My Single is Dropping" is dropping.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Erectile dysfunction: it's not just a dog problem anymore.
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: "America's Next Top Pirate", "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?", "milf Island "
Liz Lemon: "milf Island"?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz Lemon: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring milf.
Tracy Jordan: Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age. Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Liz Lemon: Shut it down, dealbreaker.
Kenneth Parcell: It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.
Jack: Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.
Jenna Maroney: The Kids Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symone for one day... but she knows what she did.
Jenna Maroney: Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and his buddy is robbing me.
Kenneth Parcell: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: If you want the shot... you're going to have to dance for it.
Tracy Jordan: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.
Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.
Tracy Jordan: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.
Tracy Jordan: I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi.
Liz Lemon: You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
Answer: There's probably lots of reasons why Liz stays - money, lack of other job prospects and so on. The reality is, if she left, that would adversely affect the story line and the comedy within it. Tina Fey was one of the stars, and her character is an integral part of the show.
raywest ★
Yeah, she was integral all right. She had and still doesn't have any talent at all. She's rude, an in-your-face about it liberal, which I consider annoying as all get out, not to mention she seems to be as dumb as all get out about anything political. Where'd she graduate, the U of Dummies or U of Snobs?
Rob245