Best romance movie quotes of 2003

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Love Actually picture

Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir." Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!

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Peter Pan picture

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

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American Wedding picture

Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

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Sarah: Tom, have you ever not told me something cause you were afraid of how I would react? Like have you ever not told me the truth about anything?
Tom: Like when I told you I liked your brother?
Sarah: This is serious Tom.
Tom: I am serious, I really don't like him.

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days picture

Andie: Does Krull the Warrior King want to come out and play?
Ben: No.
Andie: Krull.
Ben: You know what, due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?
Andie: Oh. Uh-oh.
Ben: Yeah.
Andie: Well, in that case, I better get going. Take care of our love fern, honey.

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Glynnis Payne: Oh, put a cork in it, Clarissa.
Clarissa: Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago.

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Chuck: I think Eskimos are smug.

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The Lizzie McGuire Movie picture

Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.

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Catcher Block: It doesn't take a Nazi rocket scientist to figure that out.

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Alex and Emma picture

Alex Sheldon: I'm just a writer, Emma. I don't know what to do to show you how much I love you. I only have words. That's all I have.

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Gigli picture

Brian: She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
Larry Gigli: You got a good sense of humor, you know that?
Brian: God bless you.
Larry Gigli: Thank you.
Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.

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Open Range picture

Boss Spearman: It's a pretty day for makin' things right.

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Uptown Girls picture

Molly Gunn: That man in the library in your house... nurse said he's in a coma from a massive stroke. That's your father, huh?
Ray: Was. He's a vegetable now. Soon he'll be nothing.
Molly Gunn: That's kinda harsh.
Ray: It's a harsh world.

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David Dobel: Since the beginning of time people have been, you know, frightened and, and unhappy, and they're scared of death, and they're scared of getting old, and there's always been priests around, and shamans, and now shrinks, to tell 'em, "Look, I know you're frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks..." But they can't help you, Falk, because life is what it is.

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Bob: What are you doing?
Charlotte: My husband's a photographer, so he's here working. I wasn't doing anything so I came along.
Bob: What do you do?
Charlotte: I'm not sure yet, actually.

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Frances: Do traffic lights mean anythng around here?
Marcello: Sure. Green light - avanti, avanti. Yellow light - decoration.
Frances: What about red light?
Marcello: Just a suggestion.

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Adam: When Picasso took a shit, he didn't call it art. He knew the difference. That's what made him Picasso.

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Chaz: ...I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.

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Something's Gotta Give picture

Harry Sanborn: Some people consider rap poetry.
Erica Barry: C'mon, how many words can you rhyme with bitch?

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My Life Without Me picture

Ann: Without dreams you can't fucking live.

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