Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
Finch: [Grinning.] Yes I am.
Stifler: It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids, Finch fucker, cuz I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!
Stifler: What's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin.] Bang cock!
Michelle: Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.