Mickey: The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.
Molly: My daddy doesn't think she's in heaven.
Corrina Washington: Well, that's probably just because your daddy is so jealous of the angels. He's so jealous, he can't even stand to think about those angels who get to play with your mommy all day long. And he's hurting just like you're hurting, and you're going to hurt for a long time. Every day it'll get a little better, but you'll always miss your mommy, and that's okay.
Peter: This guy, by the way, could be the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. He could be a grump, a jerk, a pervert, a cynic, a man who's mind is infested with dark thoughts, he could be a criminal... he could be... truly sick.
Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?
Vincent Eastman: We weren't a family. We were a corporation. With a kid.
Vera Johnson: People like you come and go, Carly. You mean just one less Christmas card to me.
Francesco Dellamorte: I'd give my life to be dead.
Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.
Dr. Bill Capa: What do you give a suicidal patient who's got everything?
Dr. Bob Moore: A parachute. I heard it already.
Pauline Parker: I felt thoroughly depressed and even quite seriously considered committing suicide. Life seemed so much not worth the living and death such an easy way out.
Honorah Parker Rieper: Love, you can still write to each other.
Pauline Parker: Anger against Mother boiled up inside me, as it is she who is one of the main obstacles in my path. Suddenly a means of ridding myself of this obstacle occurred to me. If she were to die.
Mowgli: The more I learn what is a man, the more I want to be an animal.
Claudette: I've told you, not to bother me before a show, or after a show. Or, at home in my bedroom, when I'm thinking about a show.
Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Norville: You know, for kids.
Vada: If I get married, I'll never change my name.
Nick: Why? You think the guy should change his name?
Vada: I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can't find them when you need them.
Nick: What if you don't want to be found?
Vada: Why do you argue with everything I say?
Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.
Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.
Peter Brackett: Where did you say you were from? Bitchville?
Alice Green: I'm waiting for my spanking.