Rick: Jesus, Bob, you never told us anything about not mentioning dogs.
Bob: The reason nobody mentioned dogs, Rick, is that to mention the dog would have been a hex in itself.
Rick: All right, well, now we are on the subject, are there an other stupid things we aren't supposed to mention that will affect our future?
Eugene Hunt: Death is the best kick of all. That's why they save it for last.
Daisy Werthan: It's 7:16.
Boolie Werthan: You should have a job on the radio announcing the time.
King Henry V: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.
Eileen Gallagher: How do you know...?
Sgt. Johnny Gallagher: God damn it, I don't know! These people can be anybody they want to be! It scares the piss out of me.
Beth: You can't walk... and you're getting worse.
Martin Brundle: I'm getting...better.
Police Chief Spiro T. Edsel: Use unnecessary force, if necessary.
Frank Baker: I'm sorry. I'm a bit wound up.
Jack Baker: Frank, you're a fucking alarm clock.
Snyder: I did everything by the book, I followed my orders.
Dr. Diane Norris: Get my kit.