Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)

Lilly: Oh, Riff, since Cindy's not feeling well, looks like you and I are gonna be partners.
Riff: No fuckin' way.

Angela Baker: Angels are pretty, angels can fly, and here is an angel that can make you die! You got no style, you got no flare, all you do is fight and swear. So say your prayers and make amends because your life story is about to end!

Cindy: I like movies with really good acting, like Gone with the Wind or Care Bears.

Angela: Good thing you're dead 'cause in a couple of years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible.

Tawny: You look a little older than the rest.
Angela: Massive drugs.
Tawny: Drugs, huh? You wouldn't know where I can score some coke?
Angela: Yeah, there's a machine in the dining hall.

Angela: Why did I think this year would be any different?

Lilly: Maria, what's your favorite color?
Angela: Blood red.

Angela: So, why did you come here?
Bobby: It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Plus, it would look really good on my resume.

Snowboy: Party all night! Teenage Wasteland.

Herman: Where'd you learn to chop wood like that?
Angela: I've never chopped wood before. But I've chopped other things.

Angela: Are you a cheerleader?
Cindy: Yes.
Angela: You a virgin?
Cindy: No.
Angela: Do you take drugs?
Cindy: Doesn't everybody?
Angela: Strike three.