Marjorie: No talking to the animal.
James Leeds: I can't ever get close enough. Say my name, just once, say my name.
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song?"I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."
Talk show host: Anything you'd like to add in conclusion?
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: These evil people have just got to be stopped.
Carol: We'll take my car. It starts every time.
Kreon: My victims, walk in the land of the dead. They are all my children, and I am their ultimate lord.
Carlos Delgado: To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.
Jack Casey: Sometimes things don't happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.
High Priest: Who gave you the courage to be killed here?
Asian Hawk: I obey my god's every command. He looks after all my needs. I always say yes to him. Never no.
High Priest: Who is your god? What is your religion?
Asian Hawk: I believe in a powerful religion. The name of my god is... money.
High Priest: Prepare to be sacrified to your money god.
Laura J. Kelly: Don't lose him.
Tom Logan: I'm not going to lose him. Where is he?
Jim Halsey: Why are you doing this to me?
John Ryder: You're a smart kid... figure it out.
Archie Long: Well, Derek... Am I hot?
Derek: You're practically on fire.
Hercule Poirot: Have you ever noticed a secret passage that does not start in the library?
Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.