Cadet Karen Adams: You see this ear, Mahoney? It's a finely tuned crap detector.
Sgt. Carey Mahoney: Oh, and what a lovely ear it is. If I blow in it, will you follow me anywhere?
Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.
Commandant Lassard: With our new recruits and your help, I'm sure we can survive the competition. There can only be one winner. But also, only one loser, which works out nicely. I certainly hope we win.